ADDICTED TO AL. (With Apologies to ROBERT PALMER)

The lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is just your own
Your grammar stinks, your syntax bad
Another post? Because you're mad?
You can't write, you can't read
There's no doubt - you're in need
Your mouth's engaged, you make no sense
Another post? What are you, dense?

Chorus:

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
Oh yeah...

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to AL.

You see the FAQ- but you won't read
You're babbling at a different speed
Why the "X"? you all have raved
A one-track mind; you can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some left over for you
You don't mind if you do

Chorus :

Might as well face it: you're addicted to AL.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to AL.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to AL.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to AL.